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In A Class

In a class room.
Girl- Who get more angry boys or girls?
Boy- Girls only.
Girl- How?
Boy- If I kiss u, u\'ll get angry, but when u kiss me I\'ll never get angry.. 

Classical Insult..

Classical Insult..

Ek Ladka Scooty par ja raha tha.. Scooty ka tyre
Bhains k gobar k beech mein se
guzer gya..,
.
Qareeb kuch ladkiya khadi thi..
Unho ney taliyan
baja k kaha:"Happy Birthday to
U..."
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.
.
Ladka ruka or bola:"Wish karney
se kaam nahi chaley ga...."
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"Cake to khana hi padega..:p :/ :O :D

Boy Rocked -
Girl shocked...

Behanji 1 rupiya dedo....

Sunny Loene arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting...

Bhikhari: "Behanji 1 rupiya dedo..."

Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: "Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?"

Sunny Loene: "Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai..."

The Truth

Relationships never get a natural death.

They r killed either by EGO or lack of communication n lack of trust...!

Bitter to believe but its the truth...!

When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings

Dont Think That You Are In Love.
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It Means That You Need To Improve Your Vocabulary :

I just want to be sure.

Husband sent a text to his wife at
night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash
all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite

dish before I return."

He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got an
increase in my salary
at the end of the month I'm getting
you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied,
"No I just wanted to make sure you got

my first message."